So I was buying Easter candy on clearance Monday (like you do), and came across a candy that cried out to me "I'm novel, and I'm 30% off!" Which is definitely enough to get to buy just about anything. Full story with pictures after the cut.
So, like i said, something about this:
is at once abhorrent and intriguing, like some kind of Necronomicon bound not in human flesh, but tasty, tasty candy. It is, as![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
fyreflyblue put it, "fertilized chocolate." Thanks for the mental picture. And if the picture of what appears to be a frightened Peep bursting out of a chocolate eggshell doesn't whet your appetite, maybe the slogan on the top of the box will?
JUST HATCHED! YOUR CANDY CAME DIRECTLY FROM THE CLOACA OF A MARSHMALLOWY MOTHER!! Isn't that appetizing? Very!
Now. On to the actual egg:
Conveniently, these eggs have a flat surface on the bottom to make it stand up. Take that, I.D. advocates! Just Born, Inc: 1, God: 0.
This picture reminds me of something I've seen somewhere else? What could it be? Hmmm? So, do Peeps have egg teeth?
Awww, there's our little fertilized chocolate! For the record, the Peep is super stale, which makes it that much better. It's like they pre-age your Peep for you!
The fate of all Peeps is, of course, having your head bitten off.
The Peeps leave an odd residue of what can only be described as "sugary skin-flake" dust on the inside of the shell. Well, that about wraps up this rev-- . . . Oh. Um. Hi.
It was like that when I got here. I swear! No, please don't . . .
AUUUUUGGGGGHH!!
is at once abhorrent and intriguing, like some kind of Necronomicon bound not in human flesh, but tasty, tasty candy. It is, as
fyreflyblue put it, "fertilized chocolate." Thanks for the mental picture. And if the picture of what appears to be a frightened Peep bursting out of a chocolate eggshell doesn't whet your appetite, maybe the slogan on the top of the box will?JUST HATCHED! YOUR CANDY CAME DIRECTLY FROM THE CLOACA OF A MARSHMALLOWY MOTHER!! Isn't that appetizing? Very!
Now. On to the actual egg:
Conveniently, these eggs have a flat surface on the bottom to make it stand up. Take that, I.D. advocates! Just Born, Inc: 1, God: 0.
This picture reminds me of something I've seen somewhere else? What could it be? Hmmm? So, do Peeps have egg teeth?
Awww, there's our little fertilized chocolate! For the record, the Peep is super stale, which makes it that much better. It's like they pre-age your Peep for you!
The fate of all Peeps is, of course, having your head bitten off.
The Peeps leave an odd residue of what can only be described as "sugary skin-flake" dust on the inside of the shell. Well, that about wraps up this rev-- . . . Oh. Um. Hi.
It was like that when I got here. I swear! No, please don't . . .
AUUUUUGGGGGHH!!
devoured
lo and behold, i get what i want!