After the zombie apocalypse, Amazon reviews go thusly:
As the zombie war winds down and money becomes useful again, our world is inexorably changed. For posterity's sake, here are a few reviews from Amazon.com culled from the days following the power returning:
Corona Clipper Hollow Back #2 Round Point Shovel with Fiberglass Handle #SS 65020
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6 of 7 people found this review helpful:
[4 stars] GREAT PRODUCT, WOULD RECOMMEND
by R. "Regmeister26" Kulick (USA)
::real name::
I love this shovel. It's got great reach, and the fiberglass handle has never broken on me, which is helpful in keeping me from being exposed to the disease. The 14-gauge steel blade goes a great way towards full decapitation of a zombie, and I would have to say my only complaint is that the blade doesn't come pre-sharpened and (as of this writing) finding a pedal-powered sharpener on Amazon is difficult at best. A great product with few drawbacks.
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (Dover Thrift Editions) (Paperback)
by Edwin A. Abbott (Author)
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26 of 35 people found this review helpful:
[2 stars] Too short, some nice symbolism.
by "Dr." Aaron Rogers (USA)
Edwin Abbot's political and mathematical satire is an excellent reead. This novel will change the way you view the world. Some people may not grasp the subtle jabs at Victorian society, but if you're capable of picking up on the mind-blowing and revolutionary views of Mr. Abbot, you'll definitely enjoy it. Unfortunately, this edition of the book has only 96 pages, and will not burn long enough to keep you warm even for one night.
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0 of 2 people found this review helpful:
[0 stars] Butts
by A. "BUTTS!" Butt (USA)
::real name::
BUTT!!!!!!1!!11!
Corona Clipper Hollow Back #2 Round Point Shovel with Fiberglass Handle #SS 65020
Spotlight Reviews
6 of 7 people found this review helpful:
[4 stars] GREAT PRODUCT, WOULD RECOMMEND
by R. "Regmeister26" Kulick (USA)
::real name::
I love this shovel. It's got great reach, and the fiberglass handle has never broken on me, which is helpful in keeping me from being exposed to the disease. The 14-gauge steel blade goes a great way towards full decapitation of a zombie, and I would have to say my only complaint is that the blade doesn't come pre-sharpened and (as of this writing) finding a pedal-powered sharpener on Amazon is difficult at best. A great product with few drawbacks.
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (Dover Thrift Editions) (Paperback)
by Edwin A. Abbott (Author)
Spotlight Reviews
26 of 35 people found this review helpful:
[2 stars] Too short, some nice symbolism.
by "Dr." Aaron Rogers (USA)
Edwin Abbot's political and mathematical satire is an excellent reead. This novel will change the way you view the world. Some people may not grasp the subtle jabs at Victorian society, but if you're capable of picking up on the mind-blowing and revolutionary views of Mr. Abbot, you'll definitely enjoy it. Unfortunately, this edition of the book has only 96 pages, and will not burn long enough to keep you warm even for one night.
Spotlight Reviews
0 of 2 people found this review helpful:
[0 stars] Butts
by A. "BUTTS!" Butt (USA)
::real name::
BUTT!!!!!!1!!11!
